Monthly Archives: January 2014


Countdown to 30

2014.  F**k me, where does the time go?  Here I am, laying on my girlfriend’s bed and alternating between panic and indifference.  There are no two ways about it; like it or not, it’s going to happen this year, and sooner than I think.  That’s right, reader: I’m turning 30. Birth of an Alarmer – […]


ALARMEDSHOW TV Is Back On the Air!

Hey, folks! After our television debut on BCAT TV in 2012, people have been asking us when we’ll be back on TV. Well, we’ve finally got an answer for you: Thursday, February 13th, 2014 at 7:00 pm EST on BCAT (Time Warner 34, Cablevision 67, RCN 82, Verizon FiOS 42).   Live outside of Brooklyn, […]


All Black Everything

In this second part of a two-part blog, I want to talk about a discussion I had about Tyler Perry’s movies.  I got into it with a guy who, to me, seemed very dismissive of Perry’s detractors because they weren’t bringing in the bucks like he does.  He must have been reading Ernest Owens… As […]


New Member!

Hey folks! If you missed yesterday’s show, you also missed the debut of a new voice in the crew. This person is special in a lot of ways, not least because not only are they talented and funny… … but because this person is a woman. You read that right. ALARMEDSHOW is no longer an […]