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No Nickel In My Quarter(back)

“You ain’t got no nickel in my quarter — no drink in my water!” This unusual turn of phrase is used by a coworker of mine whenever he feels it’s necessary to tell someone to mind their own business. The reason it came to mind is because of recent professional sports developments. Colin Kaepernick, quarterback […]

Book ‘Em, Danno

Ok, so stop me if you’ve heard this story before: a teacher of good standing in his school violates his relationship with his students and is likely to be fired, pending a hearing, of course. Sounds familiar? It should. But here’s the twist, Alarmers – this teacher isn’t in trouble for touching children. His crime? […]